*Breaking News* - Caterpol's Most Wanted

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

CATGAPORE - At 9.46am, 17th of March 2005, Caterpol released its latest update of Caterpol's Most Wanted list of highly dangerous criminals suspected of various crimes. This list was put together by the organisation's team of special agents trained in anti-catterrorism. Caterpol also released a statement urging the public to stay alert on the lookout for the possible suspects and to contact Caterpol immediately if any of them were spotted.

	Suspect #1: Name: Lift cat a.k.a 'KitKat' Crime: Stealing Modus Operandi: Wait for old ladies to get into the lift and rob them at 'claw point'
	Suspect #2: Name: Cash Cat a.k.a 'ATC' Crime: ATM theft Modus Operandi: Act as if sleeping but get the PIN code for ATM and later get the card at 'claw point'
	Suspect #3: Name: BusCat a.k.a 'BizKit' Crime: Pick pocketing Modus Operandi: Wait for a crowded bus, get in, help self with some wallets.
	Suspect #4: Name: smooth a.k.a 'criminal' Crime: cocaine & ectasy pushing and extortion Modus Operandi: solicit customers at street corners and sell 'stuff' which is hidden in nose and mouth.
	Suspect #5: Name: Bill a.k.a 'Gates' Crime: Hacking, stealing national secrets and selling nuclear secrets to criminal outfits. Modus Operandi: Pretend sleeping on network hubs and collect passwords and hack into govt and corporate networks. *Considered highly threatening to our catnation.
	Suspect #6: Name: Not known a.k.a 'unknown' Crime: Sleeping, and extortion for now. (suspect only) Modus Operandi: Act as 'sleeper cell' for catterrorist-organisations but was most recently spotted extorting prawn heads from innocent hawkers.
*This information was brought to you by Mr Naveen, President of Caterpol. He could not be reached for comment at the time of this release. Find out more about him at www.asknaveen.net** .

Posted at 07:50 am by abby


	abby March 26, 2005 12:27 PM PST hi vk :) suspects 1 - 4 were taken by my friend. 5 was sourced from somewhere, 6 was by me. haha these days, its a good life even being a stray cat ok..


	vk March 26, 2005 11:51 AM PST did you take the pics of these cats yourself? all the kitties are so well-fed. Looking at them just reminds me of the cat i used to keep! : )


	Abby March 24, 2005 04:14 PM PST erm my mobile is nine one eight hundred sixty-one fifty-one. can either of your guys sms me so that i can get in touch in case ash is not joining?


	fur March 24, 2005 03:28 PM PST hehe... we are meeting at bugis 230pm! Duno if Ash is joining us leh... thought she's visiting some other friend.. I will cfm with her tonight, and let you know?


	Abby March 24, 2005 08:31 AM PST fur!! totally understand ur fear of cats cos i've got a friend like that too..nevermind just enjoy the pictures :) yann! grreat to hear from u. fri as in easter? what time & where? i can try cos its my anniversary and also gotta shop for my dad's bday present...


	yann March 23, 2005 08:45 PM PST hahahaha this is so hilarious!!!! hey abs, me and fur and topo and ash are meeting on fri. free to join us as well?????


	Fur March 23, 2005 09:06 AM PST wow.. I think I will totally freak out if I see so many cats on the streets.. I've a terribly irrational fear of cats.. I shudder to even think of it crossing my path... eeks

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